2004 - Troncones, Mexico
Surf's up! Bryan "Beach Boy" Wilson Wadson takes us to surf camp in Troncones Mexico. Beachfront villa life with personalized instruction and massage. Bodies are abraded, extremities stitched up without the benefit of modern anesthetic techniques, goose eggs rise on hairless foreheads.
Imponderable questions are raised: Is it wiser to poke golf course alligators with woods or irons? Just how close to the centerline IS that oncoming truck and how well attached are its mirrors? Does a breathalyzer inspire caution, or is it a challenge? Does bus full of Tequila swilling louts inspire musical genius or just bring out the hockey enforcer buried not-so-deep in Murray? What's the deal with recycled toilet paper?