1998 - Memphis, Tennessee
Beale Street, home of the blues. Music festival, wristband gets admittance to all clubs from 8PM Sat to 8AM Sun during all-night music fest. Graceland. Misty eyes over the grave of The King. Jaunt south into Mississippi to visit floating casino.
Golf is played, hotel features weird twice-daily quasi-militaristic parade of ducks. Diet consists largely of ribs, interspersed with large steaks. Yearly quota of pork consumed in 2 days. Ensuing congestion impairs farting contest, by now a tradition.